<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To
fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that
failure and
suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to
fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really '
jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for
Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously '
jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."