Jesstine

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A very strange person who enjoys cupcakes and rain. They are usually up at 2 a.m. standing in a rain shower screaming the lyrics to their favorite songs. Do not be confused and think it is poetry.

Jim : Who is that jesstine standing in the rain?

Lyss: The girl down the block who enjoys cupcakes.

Jesstine by Oriana Jesstine May 11, 2008

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jestine

Awesome person if you wanna laugh your butt off. A little off, but it's okay. Jestines are rare and very wild. People often tell them to shut up cause they talk so much but they know life would really suck without them. Also they may embarrass you by dancing in public.

"Dude, thats Jestine!"

"Man can that girl talk, oh well. Hanging out with her is a fun time."

jestine by girlofmanyquestions February 20, 2010

Related Words

Jesstine • jestine • Jessine • jessline • jessmine • Jesstice • Jesstin • jesstina • jestinee • jestiney

jessline

The cutest mother that will ever live on earth of course...

Oh Damn is that the motherly Jessline?

jessline by Jesslinefan March 7, 2017

jestinee

Royalty name given to the most beautiful girls in the kingdom these girl were Brown eyed curly hair'd with big smiles an sexy characteristic but were also kind an made people happy

You look like a jestinee

jestinee by Wise tiger August 20, 2017

Jesstice

Nonchalant but experiences every emotion just like everyone else. Very nice in there OWN way. Doesn't take no for an answer and very stuck up. Makes people laugh even when not trying they are all around unique.

Jesstice is very special

Jesstice by anonymous March 7, 2023

jessmine

she is a sexy beautiful woman who deals with depression, she is a sexy freakya freak. she got hella hoes and horny (ALWAYS) 24/7. she only want 1 one person.

" She fine I bet her name is Jessmine"

jessmine by dickydickdickmeoan January 29, 2023

Jessine

A creature that is mixed between a 'Jessica' and a 'Justine'. She's a bitch and likes fucking your boyfriend. Rappers write songs about her. She fucks everything with a beating heart and likes to eat cheerios in bed. She has firey red hair and the carpet matches the drapes. ;)

You're just jealous because Jessine is fucking your boyfriend and he likes it!

Jessine by Jessine Smoore June 11, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026