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jesustinance 

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.
That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.
jesustinance by Robopoet January 4, 2009
The raddest, hottest chick ever. She is so down. Totally freaky and wild.
Jestina there is no other chick like her anywhere.
Jestina by osidemarine1111 September 14, 2011
Someone who is very beautiful, funny, and a fuckin stoner. Smoking weed is all she does, right along with a crazy blonde best friend who is even a bigger stoner. She tends to have red hair and loves to have fun:) this girl is so amazing and you will never find a better friend then her. No one else can compare to her.
That girl is so amazing. Her name is probably jessina.
jessina by Stoner1711 September 7, 2015

Jesseinaholemiss

A typical celebration made by the Benish people of South Utah. It entails building a fort and putting your dog in it while you listen to the holiday’s mascot, a pink walrus with sunglasses yodel.
Son, let’s go celebrate Jesseinaholemiss!

Jesstine 

A very strange person who enjoys cupcakes and rain. They are usually up at 2 a.m. standing in a rain shower screaming the lyrics to their favorite songs. Do not be confused and think it is poetry.
Jim : Who is that jesstine standing in the rain?

Lyss: The girl down the block who enjoys cupcakes.
Jesstine by Oriana Jesstine May 11, 2008

jesspina 

The best girl in the world she’s so kind,caring and beautiful she has many friends
Jesspina is the best girl ever
jesspina by Jesspina February 21, 2019