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Jellydicking 

Verb - Another way of saying you're bullshitting around, bored, or overall doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing.

First overheard during gym in high school while walking the track where the coach yelled out to the boys special ed class to quit jellydicking around and finish the lap already.
Hey man what are you up to?
Nothing, just jellydicking around at work.

Hey quit jellydicking around over there!
Jellydicking by danabdemented March 25, 2011

jellydick 

When your dick is very flimsy and you are unable to get erect.
When we tried to have sex he had a jellydick!
jellydick by Nose101 December 24, 2007

jellyebean

A jellybean is a buttcrack wih constipation in it. Not only is it buttful, but her daddy is Mr. Derk.
The toilet is jellyebean
jellyebean by Big Bryn Butt March 24, 2018

Jellydonut 

The act of not cleaning a sex partner off after the sex act.
Dude, after I front flipped these Gainers I totally left them with Jellydonuts!!
Jellydonut by arieslion August 29, 2010

jellydoughnut 

When you cum in a person's mouth and then punch the person in the nose so the cum and blood mixes and looks like jelly.
That bitch wouldn't swallow so i gave her a jelly donut, teach that ho!
jellydoughnut by Cabbage November 18, 2003

Jellied my gun 

A term used while shooting a gun, America doesn't have ''jam'' so this is the best alternative.
Yee haw, i've jellied my gun.