Jellydicking

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Verb - Another way of saying you're bullshitting around, bored, or overall doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing.

First overheard during gym in high school while walking the track where the coach yelled out to the boys special ed class to quit jellydicking around and finish the lap already.

Hey man what are you up to?
Nothing, just jellydicking around at work.

Hey quit jellydicking around over there!

Jellydicking by danabdemented March 25, 2011

Words you can keep

Bellydicking

Bellydickin, or more formally bellydicking is when two or more people are in close proximity to one another, and some guy has a belly poking out farther than his dick. More often than not, he's grazing you with his belly, we call this leading with the belly and following with the dick.

"Hey fucker, you're belly dickin him now back up!"

"Lead with the belly follow with the dick having ass, you're bellydicking it!"

Bellydicking by ItsRyanTime November 23, 2021

Jelly Dicking

When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.

That dumb ass was just jelly dicking around!

Jelly Dicking by I-dickery May 6, 2018

Jelly Dicking

When you have sex with a girl with a limp dick

that fat chick was so ugly i was jelly dicking her
i was so drunk that i was jelly dicking that bitch

Jelly Dicking by deaficating May 6, 2011

jellyflicking

Using your pointer finger to flick the slit of a guys penis while it's wet.

"Hey bro, my legs were fucking shaking when my boyfriend was jellyflicking me last night."

jellyflicking by syranos January 30, 2025

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026