jellyebean
A jellybean is a buttcrack wih constipation in it. Not only is it buttful, but her daddy is Mr. Derk.
The toilet is jellyebean
jellyebean by Big Bryn Butt March 24, 2018
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jellybeanis by hmcknighta January 5, 2014
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Jellybean Dick
A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
Jellybean Dick by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009
Jellybean
Jellybean by aasdxergvtkgfsddfggbvcd69420cx March 28, 2022
jellybean smuggler
A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.
Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
jellybean smuggler by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014
JellyBean Split
complicated but pleasurable sex position much like the 69 position but standing up.
Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.
Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.
Serna Hunt and John Fuckadoodle were getting bored of their usual sex antics so they decided to spice it up with the JellyBean Split. John gradually rised Serena off her feet spun her around in an upsidedown posture. As he grasped her legs he split them open ina V shape manouver and got to work. At the same time Serena clutched his caves for support and began sucking John's cock. The upside down position made it easier to deep throat
JellyBean Split by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009
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