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jellydoughnut 

a term of endearment for lovers in love. attempt to cum in your significant others face and then give him or her an affectionate punch in the face to spread the added blood (love) all around)...
I gave her a jelly doughnut and she wouldn't leave me alone. love at first sight i say.
jellydoughnut by Roger Turnstile November 6, 2003

jellydoughnut 

a prison term for when one man goes down on another man. he sploodges in his eyes and then punches him in his eyes to make a bruise or make him bleed to mark his territory
jellydoughnut by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Mexican Jellydoughnut 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, letting it dry, and then cumming on their face again and punching them to cause blood. Let this dry and then peel both layers off to form a sort of burrito. Wrap this burrito around the male partners penis and stick it in the other partners mouth, do not remove until entire burrito is gone.
Friend 1: I totally Mexican Jellydoughnutted your mom last night.
Mexican Jellydoughnut by Bntzer June 11, 2018

jelly doughnut 

the act of ejaculating onto the face of a woman after oral sex and then proceeding to punch her nose for the desired result of cum and blood on her face, and she finds it erotic. (note: the term "jelly doughnut" is derived from the combination of cum and blood resembling a freshly bitten jelly doughnut.)
Things really started to heat up when she told me to give her a jelly doughnut.
jelly doughnut by random guy February 19, 2003

Toronto Jelly Doughnut 

This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!
Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?

Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!

Greg:.....Fuck you.
Toronto Jelly Doughnut by Dr.AID's November 5, 2009

Jelly DoughNut 

When you bust a nut and then proceed to take a shit on such nut to resemble a jelly doughnut. Hence, that Nut being covered with shit like the bread surrounding the jelly.
Bro, I just made me a Mean Jelly DoughNut.
Jelly DoughNut by Your Fellow Homo November 14, 2018
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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