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jellydonut 

when you get head from a girl, you come in her mouth and then you punch her in the mouth, so her lips swell and come and blood dribble out,resembling a jellydonut.
You hungry? I'll give you a jellydonut.
jellydonut by erica February 12, 2004

jellydonut 

When a guy bust off in a girls eye then punches her in it. Black eye plus cum equals a jelly donut.
If my girl keeps nagging me Im going to give her a jelly donut.
jellydonut by Alisha March 19, 2004

Jelly Donut 

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)

the jelly donut 

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
the jelly donut by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut 

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

jelly donut roller 

The queen bee, an alpha female who is the object of envy and jealousy. One who rises above petty issues.
That Loretta is a real Jelly Donut roller. She keeps her bitches check.
jelly donut roller by LoLo2B October 30, 2011
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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