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Jellydick
When you either have sex more then once or twice in a set amount of time, or jerk off in a set amount of time. Sometimes your semen will come out looking like chewed up jello. This is because when you do not have enough time to reproduce the shit so all of the shit in your lines has to go through. So you're basically just cleaning out the pipes.
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Napalm Jelly-Dick
When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.
Napalm Jelly-Dick by P2CO22 December 8, 2019
Jelly Dick
Jelly Dick by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011
jellysickle
jellysickle by Tha Truth May 15, 2006
Jellodickaphobic
Jellodickaphobic by saywhaaaaaa? October 12, 2009
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