jellur

never ever trust a boy that answers the phone with jellur. they are liars, manipulators, gaslights, and straight up bad.

*at gfs house, getting a call from friend* "jellurrrrrrr"
wtf.

jellur by anonymous August 10, 2024

jellery

Lime jello with pieces of celery in it. It's disgusting. My mom made it once.

Eew. Don't touch that. It's jellery.

jellery by FlickChick December 11, 2004

Jellyrobe

Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.

1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.

2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.

3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!

Jellyrobe by Xerxes TWD July 13, 2006

jellyroll 

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.

jellyroll by heptune June 15, 2006

Jellyrolled 

Keeper of the pies

Jellyrolled eats the pie.

Jellyrolled by Pants July 10, 2003

jellus 

meaning jealous.

he was jellus of her ONE POINT FIVE INCH LOBES!!11!

jellus by uhg October 16, 2008

surprise jellyroll 

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

surprise jellyroll by Jake March 26, 2004