never ever trust a boy that answers the phone with jellur. they are liars, manipulators, gaslights, and straight up bad.
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Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.
1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.
2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.
3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!
2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.
3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!
by Xerxes TWD July 13, 2006
Get the Jellyrobe mug.1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
by heptune June 15, 2006
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by uhg October 16, 2008
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"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
by Jake March 26, 2004
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