Jellard

Noun.

a condition categorized by extreme uselessness

"A poor rock has been diagnosed with Jellard, his life expectancy remains high, but his family no longer accepts him"

by SadLittleDweller March 14, 2026

Jillard

A guy who is such a potato. Smart which can light a light bulb, but overweight.

My friend is such a Jillard.

by brokendreamsandbacon January 30, 2017

jellad

When a person takes a plastic bag and puts a target on it with a marker. Then proceed to put the bag over your head and then keep it on with a belt tightly around your neck. After you have done this begin to Masterbate (Fap). When your about to Ejaculate (Cum) aim for the target you have drawn on your plastic bag. if you hit the bullseye you win.

I would not do the jellad on a plane, i might break my neck.

by Dahorns July 8, 2009