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Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.
1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.

2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.

3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!
Jellyrobe by Xerxes TWD July 13, 2006
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Jellybob 

Jellybob is a term used to verify the truth of a comment or statement. If an individual makes a comment which others do not believe, they may challenge the individual to "jellybob it". In the case that the individual is lying or has lied, they are eligible to receive beats or be rushed by anyone for the whole of the next 24 hours.
White person: I'm black

Other person: Jellybob it!

White person: Jellybob

Other person: BEATS!
Jellybob by LyricalMC June 15, 2011

jellybeanis 

Stella: I just saw Nathan's penis! It's so small!
Callum: Is it a jellybeanis?
jellybeanis by hmcknighta January 5, 2014

Jellybean Dick 

A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.

jellybean smuggler 

A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.
Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
Tiktoker/twitch streamer.
The synonim to words "Unfunny", "Cringe"
Has no taste in comedy at all
-Hey do you know Jellybean?
-Yeah. I heard about that unfunny bitch
Jellybean by Kastle63 February 10, 2022