Urban Dictionary: Definitions by heptune

poodle paddy

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

poodle paddy by heptune August 31, 2008

(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

crumbles by heptune August 31, 2008

(n) In geology lingo, soft rock is sedimentary rock.

Willie is a soft rock geologist; he only digs shale and stuff.

soft rock by heptune June 17, 2006

A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.

My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.

wob by heptune June 15, 2006

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.

jellyroll by heptune June 15, 2006

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

stew dog by heptune June 15, 2006

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.