A pie is a kilo of coke
"If u had pies then I woulda been heard of you, I prolly supply the guy thats been servin' you."

- Cassidy
by shylock holmes August 26, 2006
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famous new zealand colloquialism to describe a girl of very low calibre. someone or something very unattractive.
jerome> hey did you score last night?
leroy> yeah mate, tyrone's sister, you know her?
jerome> oh my god, shes pies.

dude a> hey did you see 'Saw II'
dude b> fuck yes, it was pies
by olle olsen September 16, 2006
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a fabulous, beautiful girl who is cute (as in cutie-pie) and is extremely talented. Not too sweet and not too bitter - similar to a rhubarb pie.
My roommate tia-pies is the shit!
by greeneyed1 June 12, 2006
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Pi is an irrational number (meaning the digits never end or have a repeating pattern) that is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter...this ratio is a constant for any circle, regardless of size.
by PY Love and Peace June 6, 2013
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Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction.
I found out about porn addiction and its consequences like PIED on this subreddit called NoFap
by josephisalive July 27, 2014
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To be ignored
I just got pied
Go ahead and pie me
by 69rat69 March 24, 2017
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PIED does mean Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction but it does not mainly affect virgins per your definition.

I have been a sex educator for 45 years+ and this is rampant for any males who get a significant portion of sexual gratification from porn. And then when the opportunity presents itself, they come up "short".

Aloha, Janis Bush
Used in a sentence: She started dating this guy who had been single and celibate for 5 years who spends hours watching porn every night and now can't get it up for her because he has PIED.
by Oceanqueen July 3, 2022
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