pies

A pie is a kilo of coke

"If u had pies then I woulda been heard of you, I prolly supply the guy thats been servin' you."

- Cassidy

by shylock holmes August 26, 2006

pies

famous new zealand colloquialism to describe a girl of very low calibre. someone or something very unattractive.

jerome> hey did you score last night?
leroy> yeah mate, tyrone's sister, you know her?
jerome> oh my god, shes pies.

dude a> hey did you see 'Saw II'
dude b> fuck yes, it was pies

by olle olsen September 16, 2006

pies

a fabulous, beautiful girl who is cute (as in cutie-pie) and is extremely talented. Not too sweet and not too bitter - similar to a rhubarb pie.

My roommate tia-pies is the shit!

by greeneyed1 June 12, 2006

pi

Pi is an irrational number (meaning the digits never end or have a repeating pattern) that is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter...this ratio is a constant for any circle, regardless of size.

The first 100 digits for pi is equal to 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 ...

by PY Love and Peace June 6, 2013

PIED

Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction.

I found out about porn addiction and its consequences like PIED on this subreddit called NoFap

by josephisalive July 27, 2014

Pied

To be ignored

I just got pied
Go ahead and pie me

by 69rat69 March 24, 2017

PIED

PIED does mean Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction but it does not mainly affect virgins per your definition.

I have been a sex educator for 45 years+ and this is rampant for any males who get a significant portion of sexual gratification from porn. And then when the opportunity presents itself, they come up "short".

Aloha, Janis Bush

Used in a sentence: She started dating this guy who had been single and celibate for 5 years who spends hours watching porn every night and now can't get it up for her because he has PIED.

by Oceanqueen July 3, 2022