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The male equivalent to queefing (fanny fart): The release of gas from the japs eye of ones penis...
fuckin hell lloyd, stop jeefing on my lips, it smells like smegma you freak
Jeefing by Lloyd Adam August 2, 2007
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Sweat from genital area. Implying someone is getting stressed about a normal, completely acceptable activity.
Ey paps stop jeefing, it's just a vape!

Why is he stressing about it? I can smell the jeef.
Jeefing by in the Dictionary February 4, 2020
The act of selling items for under their market price.
Friend: Just sold my chunky dunkys size 8 for 600. Easy Profits.
Friend 2: BRO STOP JELFING
jelfing by c0ckx August 29, 2020
A Kansas City term for "faking" or being fake in general.
" Yo George stop jeffing with Ben, you was just talking bad about this dude a few days ago."
Jeffing by Gmoney289 January 15, 2018

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.
Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.
A Columbia Missouri based term referring to the action of leading someone to think you are interested in them sexually or relationship wise for the sake of attention or popularity. Can also be reffered to as flirting without wanting an outcome.
Kate has really been jeffing with alot of guys recently, shame they won't get anything out of it.
Jeffing by Cannonbolt June 28, 2019
The act of taking an egg, with draw on face with square glasses on a night out. Often involving taking photos of said egg in unusual scenes.
I went Jeffing last night! He got smashed!
Jeffing by Kyle454 December 24, 2012
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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