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jelcing

The art of finding the perfect book for you to read.
Hi Lola, I just mastered jelcing and found the perfect book!
by Alfieenglish May 27, 2024
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jelfing

The act of selling items for under their market price.
Friend: Just sold my chunky dunkys size 8 for 600. Easy Profits.
Friend 2: BRO STOP JELFING
by c0ckx August 29, 2020
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jelling

To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.
Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !
by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017
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jelqing

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008
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Jelling

“ why you always jelling “ “ jellmaster “
by Omarchulo July 17, 2018
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jelking

Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.

This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
I use "jelking" to increase my penis size
by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006
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Jellinger

Social parasites, thief, black money worker, chemist, electrician, alcoholic (very much), punti lover 2x
Pascals papi
heast, jellinger hoit di goschn!
jellinger du kloans oaschal
by rasmurchel January 10, 2022
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