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jeepus by LowestDrop6822 June 1, 2021
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Sweet Jeebus!
1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![
Sweet Jeebus! by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017
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jeepus • Jeebus • Jeezus • jeepster • Jeebus Crust • jeekus lou • jeepish • jewpussy • Jeebus Crisp • jeebus crispies
Jeepster
Jeepster is a term utilized to refer an individual (primarily an adolescent or young adult male) of average or insignificant stature, who pursues the object of their affections with almost unwavering tenacity. Modern usage of the term can be delineated back to the 1970's, where the concept was explored and popularized by the T. Rex classic with the same title. Marc Bolan expresses the predicament of pursuing a person above one's social stature via the metaphor that is the dichotomy between automobiles, the Jeep (the average person) and the coveted Jaguar (the object of romantic affection).
Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh
Person A: "Person B is such a jeepster for Person C! "
Person D: "It's such a shame that Person C is a jaguar, she is coveted by many jeepsters".
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh
Person A: "Person B is such a jeepster for Person C! "
Person D: "It's such a shame that Person C is a jaguar, she is coveted by many jeepsters".
Jeepster by The Student12 April 6, 2014
Jeebus Crust
Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
Jeebus Crust by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007
Jeepsus
Jeepsus is the man who is sent by God in a Jeep to help anyone who is in need of help or guidance through the mountains. He usually sports a thick beard and a tastfully yet modest modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon that can get through anything or tow you out.
For example: when one is traversing terrain deep in the mountains in a jeep and they haven't seen a soul all day until the reach the top of a mountain, where a large puddle/pond of unknown depth stands in his/her way. Jeepsus arrives out of nowhere driving a perfectly modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon and drives through the huge puddle no problem indicating that traveling through is possible even in your jeep. After you follow he then offers to make sure your jeep is functioning properly.
#2 You were stupid and got stuck in some mud by yourself deep in the wilderness.. Jeepsus arrives and winches you out.
Jeepsus has a dense beard, and the fly(zipper) on his jeans is made of cast iron and welded together to keep his genitalia from involuntarily busting out of his pants. Nobody fucks with the Jeepsus.
For example: when one is traversing terrain deep in the mountains in a jeep and they haven't seen a soul all day until the reach the top of a mountain, where a large puddle/pond of unknown depth stands in his/her way. Jeepsus arrives out of nowhere driving a perfectly modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon and drives through the huge puddle no problem indicating that traveling through is possible even in your jeep. After you follow he then offers to make sure your jeep is functioning properly.
#2 You were stupid and got stuck in some mud by yourself deep in the wilderness.. Jeepsus arrives and winches you out.
Jeepsus has a dense beard, and the fly(zipper) on his jeans is made of cast iron and welded together to keep his genitalia from involuntarily busting out of his pants. Nobody fucks with the Jeepsus.
Dude, what are we gonna do? We have to get back to civilization, I can't miss my brothers graduation! I can't believe we got stuck out here.... wait who is that driving on (and through) water?? Oh Jeepsus has come to save us!
Jeepsus by abashubu jack May 29, 2010
jeepster
What one is in response to a girl who slides so good with bones so fair she's got the universe reclining in her hair.
jeepster by Marc Bolan July 1, 2004
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Pee Calculus
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