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When a ass hat buys a jeep wrangler puts everything he can bolt on it and doesnt use it

Look at that ass hat with the jeep wrangler he has every option on it and has never been off road hes jeeptarded

jeeptarded by the chuck September 22, 2016

Jenntarded

An act so ridiculous or dumb, its as if you had a "Jenn" moment.

Well that was jenntarded of you..

Jenntarded by J N Pr May 28, 2018

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Joetarded

A way to call Joes or Josephs retarded, can be used in many creative ways

Wow Joe, you're acting really Joetarded right now.

Joseph! What the hell, that's really Joetarded!

Joetarded by bruhman76 October 16, 2019

Jeeptard

The result of being too engrossed in the jeep truck phenomenon. When someone is so far into the "jeep thing" that no one else understands.

Jim loves his jeep so much he has become a jeeptard. Craigs life revolves around his Jeep and he has become jeeptarded.

Jeeptard by jonny-blaze April 11, 2010

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Jeeptard

A jackass driving a Jeep, who waves at every Jeep.

Get off the road, you fucking Jeeptard.

Jeeptard by DaddyCoolest March 7, 2020

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Jengtarded

When you get so stoned that you think every turn is your turn in jenga.

Jan: "hey it's my turn!"

Steve: "oh sorry I must be jengtarded."

Jengtarded by Sarah420 April 18, 2016

Jeeptard

A Jeep owner. When you spend every last cent you have to go nowhere really really slowly.

Where's Jarvis? That JEEPTARD is aimlessly driving through the forest. "Wheeling" as he calls it.

Jeeptard by Jackass Jarvis July 5, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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