Jeeptard

The result of being too engrossed in the jeep truck phenomenon. When someone is so far into the "jeep thing" that no one else understands.

Jim loves his jeep so much he has become a jeeptard. Craigs life revolves around his Jeep and he has become jeeptarded.

by jonny-blaze April 11, 2010

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A jackass driving a Jeep, who waves at every Jeep.

by DaddyCoolest March 7, 2020

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A Jeep owner. When you spend every last cent you have to go nowhere really really slowly.

Where's Jarvis? That JEEPTARD is aimlessly driving through the forest. "Wheeling" as he calls it.

by Jackass Jarvis July 5, 2017

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jeeptarded

When a ass hat buys a jeep wrangler puts everything he can bolt on it and doesnt use it

Look at that ass hat with the jeep wrangler he has every option on it and has never been off road hes jeeptarded

by the chuck September 22, 2016

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A fundamentalist Christian who is deluded by his/her beliefs to the point of losing almost all capacity for reason, thus becoming mentally retarded. Dervied from "Jesus" and "retard".

If you believe that the world is only 10,000 years old and in creationism, you're probably a jeetard.

Kent Hovind is a jeetard.

by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

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Slang for a mentally slow Indian or as an offensive slur. Combination of the word "retard" and "pajeet"

There's too many jeetards posting online. Can't say anything without 50 of them swarming your DMs.

by lazy hamster February 20, 2026

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