Farpooed

The PG version of sharted.

Six year old: "mommy I just sharted!"
Mom: "that's a naughty word, you're too young to say that"
Six year old: "ok, then I farpooed!"

by Sarah420 June 27, 2016

Jengtarded

When you get so stoned that you think every turn is your turn in jenga.

Jan: "hey it's my turn!"

Steve: "oh sorry I must be jengtarded."

by Sarah420 April 18, 2016