je;;p

When someone types hello wrong

je;;p person

je;;p by gusterson March 15, 2025

je;;p

hello but wrong

je;;p Jack
je;;p should only be a version of hello used in memes

je;;p by gusterson March 15, 2025

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

Je t'aime...moi non plus 

The most erotic song ever also known as "The ultimate love song", written by the legendary Serge Gainsbourg (French poet-singer-songwriter, often regarded as one of the world's most influential musicians) and sung by Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin, was released in 1969.
The lyrics (not vulgar or obscene) are written as an imaginary dialogue between two lovers during a sexual encounter, delivered in a breathy, suggestive style.

This explicit erotic song which featured simulated orgasm sounds by Birkin was considered too "hot", was censored in various countries except France (considered as a piece of art), it was banned from radio and TV throughout in Europe (including UK, and the so liberal Sweden) and the US, banned by the BBC and denounced by the Vatican in a public statement...This didn't stop it from reaching no. 1 in the charts in the UK and other European countries, pretty spectacular for a song in French. In the US the song made no. 69(!) in the charts

"Je t'aime...moi non plus" means "I love you... me neither"
The explanation is that the girl says "I love you" during sex, and that the man with the ridiculousness of virility, doesn't believe her so his reply is "me neither".

Phrases from the song include:

F: "Je t'aime, je t'aime, oh, oui je t'aime!" (I love you..Oh yes I love you..)

M: "Moi non plus" (Me neither)

F: "Oh mon amour...tu vas et tu viens entre mes reins...(Oh my love..you go and you come in between my ...)

M: "Comme la vague irresolue.." (Like the wave, irresolute)

F: "Tu es la vague, moi l'île nue" (You are the wave, I am the naked island)

M: "Je vais, je vais et je viens, entre tes reins, et je me retiens.." (I go, I go and I come, inside your...and I hold back..)

F: "Non! Maintenant viens!" (No! Now...Come...)

*female orgasm*

In the version of Brian Molko and Asia Argento (2003) male and female roles are inverted, giving a different interpretation of the song, referring to fellatio

Je t'aime...moi non plus by I go and I come August 20, 2009

Je ne sais pas 

The secret way to pass French in high school.

Teacher asks some question in French

You "Je ne sais pas"

Teacher "..."

Je ne sais pas by Rappathered January 25, 2008

poep in je broek

A Dutch expression that literally means: "Poo down your trousers". Dutch people like to tell tourists that it means "I love you".

Tourist: "Liza, poep in je broek"
Liza: "Ew gross!" *walks away*

poep in je broek by Dutch Poo September 10, 2010

Je ne sais pas 

1. means "I don't know" in French.
2. also one of three answers you give your French teacher when he/she asks you a question that you don't know the answer too or are just too lazy to answer. (the others being "oui" and "non")

M/Mme/Mlle whoever: "Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé dans les chapitres que tu as lu hier?"
Student: "Ehh...je ne sais pas...mais c'était très intèressant?"

("What happened in the chapters that you read yesterday?" "Eh...I don't know...but it was very interesting?")

Je ne sais pas by vivelerockk07 August 2, 2008