jardin 

Jardin is sassy , strong , and can break your heart when you hurt her. She can make you fall inlove with her but when you hurt her she will break your face . Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is made if gold. And she will hurt anyone that hurts her best friends.

Girl1 : he left me ( crying )

Girl2 : wait lets call jardin , she'll sort him out.

jardin by NBlack August 17, 2017

Jardin'd 

To be Jardin'd is one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you, imagine your sitting in your physics class and your midget teacher walks in and tells you: "class, remember that you have a test tomorrow." But you haven't been told of this before, then I'm sorry to say but you've been 'Jardin'd'.
For your situation to count as you being jardin'd, you must recieve a notice for your next test in a maximum of a five hour period before your test on a social media platform you don't use.

"Hey, my teacher just fucking jardin'd us for the fourth time in a row today"
Or
"Yo, I've got to hand in homework tomorrow that was just set today"
"You've just been jardin'd brother"

Jardin'd by I eat babies ass June 22, 2017

macintosh jardin 

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

macintosh jardin by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

Fe Jardín

Fe Jardín (noun)

From Spanish roots:
“Fe” meaning faith
“Jardín” meaning garden

Direct translation: Garden of Faith

A reminder of God’s love.
Flowers created with love, given in love, and received in love.
A place where you can share love with others or with yourself.

1. "If he wanted to, he would order from Fe Jardín"
2. "This is your sign to order from Fe Jardín"
3. "She learned to love herself and bought flowers from Fe Jardín"

Fe Jardín by superanonymousflowershop March 24, 2026

jarring out 

Slang commonly heard in the small town of Timmins, Ontario, Canada
Slang for laughing hard

Yo, Calvin told me this really funny joke yesterday and I was jarring out bro!

jarring out by Techno_Mat September 5, 2017

Jarring 

When someone or something is beyond annoying

That girl you were talking to was jarring fam or it's so jarring how that party last night got locked off

Jarring by a non jarring individual January 26, 2017

jargin

Something that is so ridiculously bullshit that the word bullshit does not suffice.

Used to define something that is so ridiculous that it is either humorous or does not make any sense.

That speech by Andrew last night was such a bunch of jargin that Marc started getting real fucking pissed.

jargin by Nebyula1 June 5, 2011