jardin

Jardin is sassy , strong , and can break your heart when you hurt her. She can make you fall inlove with her but when you hurt her she will break your face . Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is made if gold. And she will hurt anyone that hurts her best friends.

Girl1 : he left me ( crying )

Girl2 : wait lets call jardin , she'll sort him out.

by NBlack August 17, 2017

Jardin'd

To be Jardin'd is one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you, imagine your sitting in your physics class and your midget teacher walks in and tells you: "class, remember that you have a test tomorrow." But you haven't been told of this before, then I'm sorry to say but you've been 'Jardin'd'.
For your situation to count as you being jardin'd, you must recieve a notice for your next test in a maximum of a five hour period before your test on a social media platform you don't use.

"Hey, my teacher just fucking jardin'd us for the fourth time in a row today"
Or
"Yo, I've got to hand in homework tomorrow that was just set today"
"You've just been jardin'd brother"

by I eat babies ass June 22, 2017

macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

jarring out

Slang commonly heard in the small town of Timmins, Ontario, Canada
Slang for laughing hard

Yo, Calvin told me this really funny joke yesterday and I was jarring out bro!

by Techno_Mat September 5, 2017

Jarring

When someone or something is beyond annoying

That girl you were talking to was jarring fam or it's so jarring how that party last night got locked off

by a non jarring individual January 26, 2017

jargin

Something that is so ridiculously bullshit that the word bullshit does not suffice.

Used to define something that is so ridiculous that it is either humorous or does not make any sense.

That speech by Andrew last night was such a bunch of jargin that Marc started getting real fucking pissed.

by Nebyula1 June 5, 2011

Jadin

Jadin is an adorable dork with a fantastic sense of humor. He never fails to make you laugh. When you’re down, he lifts you up with cute attempts to get a giggle out of ya. His jokes are great, but his caring nature is even greater. Every door you enter, Jadin will be there to open it for you. He’s an utter gentleman and he deserves to be appreciated. Although it may not seem so as first, Jadin has quite the colorful personality. If you actually take the time to get to know him, he becomes even more beautiful to you than he already is. Speaking of beauty, this boys glow up will blow you away, I’m just being honest. Plus, this kid will rant your ear off and you will want to listen, for its adorable and also he tells you the most interesting things. About himself and about his experiences. He’s also very understanding, you can tell him anything and he will comfort you no matter how silly you think the problem is. Not only is he understanding, but he’s very talented. In so many ways is Jadins got talent. No words can describe how much of an amazing person Jadin is and that’s why this definition took so long to write, he’s just too good for this world. Truth is, whether he realizes it or not, he is a masterpiece sent by God to bless this Earth and for that I am sincerely grateful. J.j, if I decide to show you this, happy birthday and thank you for being such an incredible friend. <3

Never have I ever met someone quite like Jadin.

by SupremeJam May 21, 2019