jarring

annoying, pissing you off

ugh ur so jarring stop talking

by erin13661 July 16, 2018

jarring

Farting in a jar, closing it, and then opening and smelling it two weeks to a month later.

me and my friends all ate cheese and beans so we could go "jarring."

by northendguy November 26, 2011

jarring

JARRING
v.

Jarring means collecting your bodily waste and/or fluids (generally describing urine or feces, but also includes sperm, blood, phlegm, pubic hair, boogers/snot, earwax, puss, those little tails that come from blackheads, fingernails, and nut-butter) in a small jar. Commonly practiced by psychopaths and the extremely lazy. The lazy hide their jarring from others (usually under their bed) and psychopaths jar for many years and display their collection(s) proudly on shelves.

Dude, my girlfriend told me that she has been jarring for the last two weeks! Yea... I broke it off... quickly.

by Cainen April 28, 2006

jar jar

1. Lacking any common sense

2. Fucking careless

3. See Also: asshat

My roomate can be a real asshat sometimes.

by David Yoo March 29, 2003

jar jar

To bumble your way to success or victory

I didn't know any of the answers on the test, but I still jar jarred my way to a B.

by Darth Conans December 28, 2015

Jar Jar

Any tall ass foreign chick that: cant speak English, smells like old ass cheese, and is annoying as hell.

What the hell is that jar jar saying? Last time I go to this Taco Bell.

by Dr. Bacon July 22, 2010

jar-jar

Based on the completely unnecessary and gratuitous CG character Jar Jar Binks in the Star Wars prequel, _Phantom Menace_, it has come to refer to any overly obnoxious or heavy-laden computer-generated movie or character therein.

"This film would've been ok except for the fact they jar-jar'd it with all of those over-the-top effects."

"Did you see Jet Li's _The One_? It was bad and a jar-jar extraordinaire!"

by Kevin Walker August 17, 2004