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Jardin'd 

To be Jardin'd is one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you, imagine your sitting in your physics class and your midget teacher walks in and tells you: "class, remember that you have a test tomorrow." But you haven't been told of this before, then I'm sorry to say but you've been 'Jardin'd'.
For your situation to count as you being jardin'd, you must recieve a notice for your next test in a maximum of a five hour period before your test on a social media platform you don't use.
"Hey, my teacher just fucking jardin'd us for the fourth time in a row today"
Or
"Yo, I've got to hand in homework tomorrow that was just set today"
"You've just been jardin'd brother"
Jardin'd by I eat babies ass June 22, 2017
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Jordin Sasha Danaram 

literally the best girl to ever exist
she is like super smart and pretty and gorg
she is also like really cool to be friends with and she will always have your back
"is that jordin sasha danaram"
"omg yes, lets be friends with her"
"yess"
Jordin Sasha Danaram by potato360 August 25, 2022

Jadin will do it 

Jadin will do it when something is needed to be done
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Jadin will do it! - everyone
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