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Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.
"I saw a Japoon at the mall yesterday."
Japoon by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008
A derogatory slang term for a Japanese; entered popular conscious largely due to James Clavell's novel, SHOGUN.
'You can't trust Jappos. They're all six-faced.'

'I've the mind to send you to hell, Jappo!'

At least the Germans fought to the very last man. The cowardly Jappos surrendered after just two atomic bombs! So much for Bushido...
Jappo by The Captain-General March 8, 2007
to express discontent and irritation by exaggerated emotions such as shouting, flailing of body parts, or use of disrespectful remarks. (Sometimes used as a phrase "japping out")
My mother japped out when I arrived home extremely late from a party.
japping by Sharice November 22, 2003
When another person snaps(or yells) at another
"Don't start jappin at me"
Jappin by Marianne Hanna November 24, 2003

Japping Off

The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.
Guy: "Yeah man, I collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, I just hope I can keep up my top 5% class rank with all of my extracurriculars. What about you? What did you get on your SAT again?"

Guy #2: "No one cares about your college shit bro. Stop japping off.""
Japping Off by Shugamoe September 13, 2012