A guy who likes to leak girls nudes and blackmail them even tho he offered them money and touches them without consent
by Walkerishot March 3, 2023
Get the Japhon mug.A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.
by cookibear January 21, 2010
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Oh my gosh! That Jashon is hot af!
by I gotcha man February 20, 2018
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by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010
Get the jayphoning mug.A very sweet person. Normally African American. He makes a really good friend. If you have a friend names Jashon, consider yourself lucky
by Momoskittle May 1, 2016
Get the jashon mug.A person who likes to promote social awkwardness. Usually says random and absurd things, so people around jahon think he is crazy and mentally ill.
regularly says the opposite of a person's belief to make the person mad, and it allows him to hear to their opinion.
regularly says the opposite of a person's belief to make the person mad, and it allows him to hear to their opinion.
that jahon is a real trip. he knows everything yet acts like he knows nothing at all.
has a signature phrase of, "HE!! HE!! HE!!"
has a signature phrase of, "HE!! HE!! HE!!"
by Deceptive 24/7 March 6, 2011
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