Japhon

A guy who likes to leak girls nudes and blackmail them even tho he offered them money and touches them without consent

Person 1: omg who's that
Me: a perv
Person 1: oh so it's japhon

Japhon by Walkerishot March 3, 2023

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

jahong-ed 

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device

guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.

jahong-ed by cookibear January 21, 2010

Jashon 

He’s the most affectionate, passionate person you could ever meet. He can be clingy at times, but you still can’t stop talking to him. He would always listen to your problems, and never judges you. He is handsome and he has a high demand. Having a Jashon in your life is a blessing.

Oh my gosh! That Jashon is hot af!

Jashon by I gotcha man February 20, 2018

jayphoning 

Careless use of a mobile phone by a pedestrian on the street as he risks getting run over and injured.
jaywalking+phone

Jayphoning is risky, so don't use your mobile on the street.

jayphoning by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010

jashon 

A very sweet person. Normally African American. He makes a really good friend. If you have a friend names Jashon, consider yourself lucky

OMG. He is such a Jashon

jashon by Momoskittle May 1, 2016

jahon 

A person who likes to promote social awkwardness. Usually says random and absurd things, so people around jahon think he is crazy and mentally ill.
regularly says the opposite of a person's belief to make the person mad, and it allows him to hear to their opinion.

that jahon is a real trip. he knows everything yet acts like he knows nothing at all.
has a signature phrase of, "HE!! HE!! HE!!"

jahon by Deceptive 24/7 March 6, 2011