Jampon

The love of my life!!!!!!

Jampon is my bestest friend ever!

by MAGDALENA July 16, 2003

Jambonerism

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

Coulie jambon

The sexiest guinea pig in the world

Coulie jambon has some big swangin nuts that smell like like ass

by Punkrck1995 March 15, 2022

Jamonga

A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.

Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....

by MrRowe March 28, 2008

Jamon

Jamon is a person everyone can count on, he's the new “Super Mario” having to save the day no matter what part of the day it is. He is also an athlete especially in basketball, the sweetest guy and any girl would be very lucky to have him, sacrificial, caring and most of all a family man a smart person in his academics, he may fail at some point but he will never give in he will get back up and do it again

I wish we have a Jamon around here to prove capabilities.

by Thee Slaminj December 21, 2016

jampost

a guy who falsely believes he is going to get laid...

girl in bar to her friend:"this fucking jampost just groped my ass"!

by Rolee January 2, 2017

Jamonica

She is a wonderful person that may or may not be cool but is smart. Intelligent person she may be shy and a bit sensitive about everything but she's a great person to hang with. And quite the capricorn and a lil heat head

You wanna go hang with jamonica.
She a great person to do that with.

by Jaymonii July 2, 2018