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The love of my life!!!!!!
Jampon is my bestest friend ever!
Jampon by MAGDALENA July 16, 2003
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Jambonerism 

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon
Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?
Jambonerism by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022
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Coulie jambon 

Coulie jambon has some big swangin nuts that smell like like ass
Coulie jambon by Punkrck1995 March 15, 2022
A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.
Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....
Jamonga by MrRowe March 28, 2008
Jamon is a person everyone can count on, he's the new “Super Mario” having to save the day no matter what part of the day it is. He is also an athlete especially in basketball, the sweetest guy and any girl would be very lucky to have him, sacrificial, caring and most of all a family man a smart person in his academics, he may fail at some point but he will never give in he will get back up and do it again
I wish we have a Jamon around here to prove capabilities.
Jamon by Thee Slaminj December 21, 2016
a guy who falsely believes he is going to get laid...
girl in bar to her friend:"this fucking jampost just groped my ass"!
jampost by Rolee January 2, 2017

Jamonica 

She is a wonderful person that may or may not be cool but is smart. Intelligent person she may be shy and a bit sensitive about everything but she's a great person to hang with. And quite the capricorn and a lil heat head
You wanna go hang with jamonica.
She a great person to do that with.
Jamonica by Jaymonii July 2, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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