jalpon
jalpon by Kamuyamial October 15, 2017
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Bongo Jalongo
Bongo Jalongo by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012
Jalping
Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.
"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."
"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"
"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"
Jalping by J. Freeman May 19, 2006
Jalon
Is Amazing Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, and dark skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest Deep voice your ears will ever hear. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every girl Dreams of being his girlfriend.
One look back at my dark Sexy Jalon with his surfboard in hand always takes this American's girls breath away and leaves me speechless in love..
Jalon by Im_thegoat March 5, 2018
Jailpony
1. a prison inmate who has become downgraded from the "fresh meat" category to the "worked-in shoe" category
2. a prison inmate who willfully has had sex for more than 25 times with other inmates
3. a pony that has been incarcerated
2. a prison inmate who willfully has had sex for more than 25 times with other inmates
3. a pony that has been incarcerated
Jailpony by The Jailpony February 1, 2006