jalpon

The act (or acts if it’s jalponZ) of pushing someone down a flight of stairs.

I got so mad at Bob that I jalponed him.

by Kamuyamial October 15, 2017

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab

connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor

by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012

Jalping

Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.

"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."

"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"

by J. Freeman May 19, 2006

Jalon

Is Amazing Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, and dark skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest Deep voice your ears will ever hear. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every girl Dreams of being his girlfriend.

One look back at my dark Sexy Jalon with his surfboard in hand always takes this American's girls breath away and leaves me speechless in love..

by Im_thegoat March 5, 2018

Jalon

Jalon is very athletic and smart. Jalon also is very loyal no matter what's going on. You can count on Jalon for anything

Jalon is daddy to everyone.

by gp3116 July 16, 2017

Jailpony

1. a prison inmate who has become downgraded from the "fresh meat" category to the "worked-in shoe" category

2. a prison inmate who willfully has had sex for more than 25 times with other inmates

3. a pony that has been incarcerated

Hey, stay away from that guy...he's the jailpony of cell block D...

by The Jailpony February 1, 2006

Jalon

Usually a black male. Muscular physique,athletic smart. shy at times but funny when you get to know them, very observant, want to change the world, manifests dreams into reality. Loving, great boyfriend.

Remember what Jalon did?

by Ion God November 7, 2018