jamum

a term similar to you're mum used to strike rage in you're adversary this is achieved by only saying jamum everytime you beat them in something and no other words are exchanged

person 1: can you please stop hitting me dad I'm sorry

person2: jamum

example two

person1: stop spawn killling me

person2: jamum
person1: stfu

person2:jamum
person1: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

by big slong man April 13, 2022

jammin like salmon

When someone is having such a good time (i.e. drinking, dancing, etc.) that the only way he/she can describe it is with rhyme; a derivative of the nonsensical "out like trout"

Mary: "How was the party last night?"
Brad: "It was so much fun. We were jammin like salmon until the cops came. And then we were out like trout."

by B... October 8, 2012

Jamming

Listening to music

Jamming

out to some
Cool tunes

by anonymous January 21, 2021

Jammy Stick

A wooden rod with a nail banged onto the end of it (must be read in a British accent)

"Bfjwbfownfhwodhsb Jammy Stick" said the southern man as he emerged from the bayou.

by Neinmonkey October 1, 2017

Toe Jammer

Doo-Wop

Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa

by FartSmella22 June 2, 2021

Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

by The saltine July 20, 2017

jammi up

to get ready for bed, to put on one's pajamas

Pause the TV while I go jammi up. Why don't you kids go jammi up before your show comes on. It's too late to go out, I'm already jammied up.

by Lee and Chloenstien January 12, 2009