jallopine 

A stew consisting of acorns, onions, BBQ meat, and cleaned and salted pecans.

I like this jallopine , and it's so good that I want 3 pounds of it daily!

jallopine by jaebaen March 14, 2023

Jaloopie 

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

Jaloopie by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

Jalopie 

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

Jalopie by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

Jalloponi 

A desert dewelling lobster

Steve rode the jalloponi accrossed the desert outrunning persecution of the native American tribe he just stole from. Ride jalloponi, ride.

Jalloponi by Proseidon182 November 19, 2018

floppy jalopies 

Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.

floppy jalopies by Dameese February 17, 2009

jalopies 

Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties

Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies

jalopies by ryder69 June 13, 2013

Jalopie 

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

Jalopie by El Jalopier June 28, 2011