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Jalopie 

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A Shitty Car
Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.
Jalopie by FISH <>< February 27, 2004
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Jalopie 

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Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.
Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.
Jalopie by El Jalopier June 28, 2011
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jalopie • Jaunty Jalopies • jalopy • floppy jalopy • jalonie • Jalobie • Jalolies • Jaloopie • Jalope • jalopees

jalopie 

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A nick name for a penis.
Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!
jalopie by nigga March 4, 2003

jalopie 

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A Group of Crazy People.
Watch out the Jalopies are coming.
jalopie by Walty July 25, 2003
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Jalobie 

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A clueless fuck that everyone hates and he is bad at everything he does, such as: Band, sports, and school. Anyone can fuck him up in a fight and he gets no pussy.
Fuck Jalobie man! He's a little bitch!
Jalobie by NigNig42 July 28, 2020
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Jaloopie 

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Noun. Another term for a penis.
She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!
Jaloopie by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010
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Jalope 

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A really shitty automobile
"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"
Jalope by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004
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