Jalopie

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

Jalopie

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

by El Jalopier June 28, 2011

jalopie

A nick name for a penis.

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!

by nigga March 4, 2003

jalopie

A Group of Crazy People.

Watch out the Jalopies are coming.

by Walty July 25, 2003

Jalobie

A clueless fuck that everyone hates and he is bad at everything he does, such as: Band, sports, and school. Anyone can fuck him up in a fight and he gets no pussy.

Fuck Jalobie man! He's a little bitch!

by NigNig42 July 28, 2020

Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

Jalope

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004