Jalopie 

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

Jalopie by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

Jalopie 

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

Jalopie by El Jalopier June 28, 2011

jalopie 

A nick name for a penis.

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!

jalopie by nigga March 4, 2003

jalopie 

A Group of Crazy People.

Watch out the Jalopies are coming.

jalopie by Walty July 25, 2003

Jalobie 

A clueless fuck that everyone hates and he is bad at everything he does, such as: Band, sports, and school. Anyone can fuck him up in a fight and he gets no pussy.

Fuck Jalobie man! He's a little bitch!

Jalobie by NigNig42 July 28, 2020

Jaloopie 

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

Jaloopie by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

Jalope 

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

Jalope by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004