jalopies

Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties

Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies

by ryder69 June 14, 2013

Jalopie

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

by watson November 21, 2002

jalopy

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

by AYB August 29, 2003

jalopy

an old worn out car

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2010

jalopy

The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.

That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

Jalopy

A piece of shit car in a delipidated state

"Why the fuck did i buy a jalopy" "so wanna buy a jalopy its fun they said....."

by The_Sus_book_9000 May 24, 2022