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jakuzzi by UnknownError8 March 10, 2019
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Jacuzzi Jazz
A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.
Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.
Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.
Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!
My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
Jacuzzi Jazz by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019
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A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
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Jabuzzi
You get a warm cup of water and you dip your balls into it. Then you get a girl to get a straw and blow bubbles in the cup. Just like a jacuzzi, except for your BALLS!
Jabuzzi by Tic Tac Dick Guy August 8, 2012
Poor Man's Jacuzzi
When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
Poor Man's Jacuzzi by Sick Mike August 16, 2009
no naked jacuzziness
A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.
Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!
Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!
Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!
Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!
The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.
no naked jacuzziness by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004
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