there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer
by kieth stone May 30, 2010
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Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.
Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.
by Italianshowgirl992 March 30, 2009
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1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.

2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.

Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.
1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"

2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"
by MarcTheReaper May 10, 2014
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To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place
yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin
by Major.e.rection November 20, 2007
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The most epic fails ever. Failing at everything. Failure.
wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.

You sure bauered that math test.
by JIMMY CRAX CORN March 25, 2009
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The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis.
My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.
by demonspeed October 23, 2008
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A profusely annoying teacher with a large, hairy mole and an knack for giving too much work.

Caution, you may have a Bauer two hours in a row every day for 180 days.
Bauer gave me detention today becasue I refused to turn in my notebook.
by BoycottBauer July 10, 2004
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