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Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.
I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.
jackstack by Beeyo November 1, 2007

jackpack 

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.
The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.
jackpack by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

jackwacker 

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).
You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.
jackwacker by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

Jackjack 

Jackjack has teh b3st p0warz
Jackjack by jackjacklover February 10, 2009
A large stack of porngraphic magazines that one would use to masturbate to or jack-off to.
My girlfriend found my jackstack and wants me to add some lesbian magazines to it.
jackstack by Dan Brooks December 23, 2007

jackjackjackjackjack 

To talk often on various topics/experiences about a new boyfriend that all the listener remember is the man's name.
Yesterday I went to the cinema with Jack
Today I'm going round Jacks
Did you know Jack is tall?

"jackjackjackjackjackjack"
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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