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a name you would call someone who has done something wicked retahded or someone who is just a douche but in a nicer way or just another greeting when you don't want to call them by their ordinary name.
Yo Jacknutz! Hey Jacknutz! What's up Jacknutz? Where you at Jacknutz? You just spilled your beer on me Jacknutz!
by "T-ism' March 03, 2007
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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