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Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.
I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.

Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.
by MK January 12, 2004
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A guy that tries too hard - usually with the ladies. Overdressed, overdone and in general "too much". A cheesy guy who tries to strut his stuff with the females - hitting on them when they clearly have no interest.

The term comes from the show Happy Days, where the character "Chachi" exemplified such behavior.
Eww, that guy staring at me is a total chotch!
by texaschick April 08, 2004
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derived from Chachi of Happy Days.
A male who tries too hard;wannabe;poser

Is usually a frat boy
"I went out with this total chotch last night. He wore his visor upside down and backwards and kept talking about putting a supercharger on his pink 85 Ford Escort."
by Breezy April 13, 2004
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Catch all term for anything along the lines of a jerk, douchebag, sleaze, chauvanist, ranging from playful usage to deliberate dissing. It can be used to indicate that a guy is of less worth than the average human being - literally - or as a tease.
Teasing: "Dude! What are you WEARING?! You look like such a chotch! (laughs)"

Dislike: "I F***ing hate that guy! He is SUCH a chotch! I just want to punch him in the face."
by hawls May 28, 2007
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a chotch, is a male with a large ego who often makes fun of others and posesses many jock like qualities...usually they are very oblivious of their chotch-like qualities
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noun: ball sack, often used to insult people, similar to an asshole
Robert Glass is such a chotch for making us go to school in this awful weather.
My chotch hurts.
Why does Robert have to be such a chotch?
by Robert Glass January 28, 2014
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:generic, multi-use word
:usually used in disdain or distaste

It is NOT:
-the vagaina
-the groin area
-used to describe hot girls or guys
-a word that describes stereotype of any class

Anyone can BE a chotch, but no one persons or group makes up "chotch".
"What a chotch."
"Nice snot-colored nose ring, you chotch."
"Check out all those chotches shopping at Hollister."
"God, I hate my ex-boyfriend. He's such a chotch."
"A bunch of chotches wrote definitions of 'chotch' in the urban dictionary."
by Black Betty, bam-a-lam! January 26, 2004
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