jacknut's definitions

hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 19, 2012

Wee wa

A term used for a man's penis.

Quit playing with your wee wa.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.

When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

Ju ju

Lubricant or sealant.

It is leaking, put some ju ju on it.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

Hanging a wire

A term for when a man urinates.

Never touch a man when he is hanging a wire.

by jacknut January 25, 2012

sackstamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made from someones hot sweaty balls on a chair or other hard surface which may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.

That sweaty dude left a sackstamp on that chair.

by jacknut January 19, 2012

jacknut

A game, invented by me, for couples to play while driving together. It is a simple game, somewhat like slugbug or punchbuggy, but has a fun twist. When they are on the road, they will notice some drivers doing stupid, dangerous, and illegal things (these people are called Jacknuts). When they see these rediculous acts of traffic moronism, they must try to identify whether the Jacknut in question is male or female. If able to determine this, then the game proceeds as follows: When the Jacknut is a male, the woman gets to punch the man. When the Jacknut is a female, the man gets to punch the woman. Don't forget to say "Jacknut" when you punch your significant other (only in the arm, of course). That is Jacknut. It is a simple yet entertaining game which you will never grow tired of playing and since the world is full of horrible drivers, you will have an endless supply of Jacknuts. Spread the word about Jacknut and get out into traffic and start playing!

This was a boring drive until we started playing Jacknut!

by jacknut January 9, 2012