Definitions by Rock79

jacknut 

(v) To attack, either verbally or physically, someone who should be considered sympathetic or friendly to the attacking party.

Dude, Fox News totally jacknutted Ron Paul.

jacknut by Rock79 August 19, 2011

zomblasphemy 

(noun) Any of several heinous acts committed by zombie filmmakers who violate traditional "Romero-style" rules. (Ex- running zombies, strong zombies, zombies who can speak full sentences, zombies who eat brains exclusively).

Zack Snyder committed a major act of zomblasphemy by having his zombies run.

zomblasphemy by rock79 November 18, 2010

backroad silver 

Noun- Crushed and uncrushed Busch Light (etc.) cans littering gravel and rural roads. Often redeemable for nickels (dimes in Michigan).

Dude, after all the booze cruisin', we left some serious backroad silver all over.

backroad silver by rock79 June 25, 2009

sock ranch 

Noun- A secret location, often between a bed and a wall, were used masturbatory tube socks congregate.

Dude, I'm so embarrassed! My mom found the sock ranch when she was cleaning my room yesterday.

sock ranch by rock79 February 19, 2009