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jaboner
to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA
saying boner but being sneaky about it
saying boner but being sneaky about it
man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.
i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner
sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner
sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
jaboner by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009
Jabobe
Jabobe is a small-town SoundCloud rapper from Cleveland (The Mistake on the Lake), Ohio. Jabobe is a white cisgender heterosexual male with big dreams of becoming the next big rapper in the game. Currently, Jabobe is most known for sucking his partners toes during sex, usually requesting the partner to not wash them all day.
The term 'Jabobe' has since been coined referring to sucking unwashed toes during sex.
The term 'Jabobe' has since been coined referring to sucking unwashed toes during sex.
jabuwen
JBWN (juh-boo-in)
1. An African princess, most namely an exotic girl preparing to take her place as the next chief of her village.
2. An elaborate and rare colourful bird found in South America similar to that of a toucan; makes a great family pet of extravagant travels.
1. An African princess, most namely an exotic girl preparing to take her place as the next chief of her village.
2. An elaborate and rare colourful bird found in South America similar to that of a toucan; makes a great family pet of extravagant travels.
1. Gosh, that girl's eclectic and vibrant style combined with her air of confidence makes her such a jabuwen!
2. Dude, did you see that Tommy's sister got him a shirt with a jabuwen on it from her trip to South America? Jealouss!
2. Dude, did you see that Tommy's sister got him a shirt with a jabuwen on it from her trip to South America? Jealouss!
Jaboner
Jaboner by White Lionel August 29, 2012
jabweasel
see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did you hear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
jabweasel by KindKnight January 23, 2021
Jabone
Jabone by Martin Perucci October 29, 2006
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