to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA
Jabobe is a small-town SoundCloud rapper from Cleveland (The Mistake on the Lake), Ohio. Jabobe is a white cisgender heterosexual male with big dreams of becoming the next big rapper in the game. Currently, Jabobe is most known for sucking his partners toes during sex, usually requesting the partner to not wash them all day.
The term 'Jabobe' has since been coined referring to sucking unwashed toes during sex.
Example:
Nate: So, I heard you did some Jabobe with that high schooler the other night?
Jake: Yeah, I picked her up at my gig at the Homecoming party. Feet were nice and stinky from dancing to my tunes all night.
see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did you hear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."