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|N| {Base form} A word recently developed as the closest possible equivalent to the pwnerer.
He's quite the jabowe.

(adj.)
Boy, he jabowned that game.

jabowe by Kyrzon September 29, 2005
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to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it

man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers

jaboner by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009
Related Words
jabowe jaboner jabone Jabobe jabolero jaboney jabooed Jaboree jabow Jabowoki
Jabobe is a small-town SoundCloud rapper from Cleveland (The Mistake on the Lake), Ohio. Jabobe is a white cisgender heterosexual male with big dreams of becoming the next big rapper in the game. Currently, Jabobe is most known for sucking his partners toes during sex, usually requesting the partner to not wash them all day.

The term 'Jabobe' has since been coined referring to sucking unwashed toes during sex.
Example:

Nate: So, I heard you did some Jabobe with that high schooler the other night?

Jake: Yeah, I picked her up at my gig at the Homecoming party. Feet were nice and stinky from dancing to my tunes all night.
Jabobe by Jabobe October 3, 2022
JBWN (juh-boo-in)

1. An African princess, most namely an exotic girl preparing to take her place as the next chief of her village.

2. An elaborate and rare colourful bird found in South America similar to that of a toucan; makes a great family pet of extravagant travels.
1. Gosh, that girl's eclectic and vibrant style combined with her air of confidence makes her such a jabuwen!

2. Dude, did you see that Tommy's sister got him a shirt with a jabuwen on it from her trip to South America? Jealouss!
jabuwen by scmollyb April 5, 2010
When you meet friends after a night out and ask "Jaboner?" to see whether coitus was exchanged.
"Went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!".. "So, Jaboner?"
Jaboner by White Lionel August 29, 2012

jabweasel 

see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did you hear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
jabweasel by KindKnight January 23, 2021
Pronunciation: "Juh-bone"

Italian slang for "asshole".
"Yo Tommy, take this frickin' jabone out back and shoot 'em."
Jabone by Martin Perucci October 29, 2006
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