to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep overyour friendshouse house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA
saying boner but being sneaky about it
man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.
i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner
Jabobe is a small-town SoundCloud rapper from Cleveland (The Mistake on the Lake), Ohio. Jabobe is a white cisgender heterosexual male with big dreams of becoming the next big rapper in the game. Currently, Jabobe is most known for sucking his partners toes during sex, usually requesting the partner to not wash them all day.
The term 'Jabobe' has since been coined referring to sucking unwashed toes during sex.
see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccinepriority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did youhear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."