jabweasel

see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did you hear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
by KindKnight January 23, 2021
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jabezzle

Fraudulently obtaining Covid-19 jab by jumping vaccine priority queue.
"I heard Rob got a Covid-19 jab the other day."
"His wife's a GP - she jabweaseled him."
"What a jabezzler!"
by KindKnight January 23, 2021
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vaxweasle

Helping someone who's not eligible obtain a Covid-19 vaccination
"Don't worry, honey - I'm a GP. I'll get you the jab and no one will ever know I vaxweasled you."
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vaxweasel

Vaxweasel: An individual who, in jumping the PHE-mandated vaccine priority queue, puts others with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did you hear Sophia's husband got the Covid jab?"
"What...he's 45!"
" What a vaxweasel!"

"How did Bertha's husband get vaccinated against Covid-19?"
"Well...she's a GP - she's vaxweaseled him!"

Synonyms: Scumbag, Jabweasel, Jabezzler
by KindKnight January 23, 2021
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