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jaboney

Designated boner or erection tension reducer.
Aka: girl/boyfriend, slut, hoe, wife or husband, fuck buddy, or significant other. If you alone... it's you.
Yes sir, that bitch is gonna be my next jaboney!
by Psychothebunny January 23, 2016
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Javoney

The sweetest guy on earth. He'll be kind and nice. He may be hardheaded and stubborn but he'll get everything eventually. He also is super funny and smart. He mght goof off and not show he's smart unless he has too.
Girl 1 : Javoney is so cute

Girl 2 : I know right
by Haerry January 8, 2021
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jabroney

A very specific type of douchebag. Usually they can be seen constantly smoking from a vape pen all day, and they drive shitty cars with subwoofers, fancy rims and any other misappropriated car mod. On their downtime they're usually drinking monster energy drinks and playing call of duty. Most of them are unemployed.
Look at these jabroneys leaving the vape pen shop.
by mcswaggerr March 2, 2015
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jaboner

to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it
man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009
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Jaboner

When you meet friends after a night out and ask "Jaboner?" to see whether coitus was exchanged.
"Went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!".. "So, Jaboner?"
by White Lionel August 29, 2012
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Jabone

Pronunciation: "Juh-bone"

Italian slang for "asshole".
"Yo Tommy, take this frickin' jabone out back and shoot 'em."
by Martin Perucci October 29, 2006
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Jamboney

When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve).
"What did you do last night?"
"Oh I just stayed in and had a jamboney"
by BitchTits2011 September 24, 2011
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