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to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it
man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
jaboner by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009
When you meet friends after a night out and ask "Jaboner?" to see whether coitus was exchanged.
"Went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!".. "So, Jaboner?"
Jaboner by White Lionel August 29, 2012
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well, it sure isn't the flight stick
"woah, thats not the flight stick.... thats my jaboner.
jaboner by Alf Daddy September 8, 2006

Jambonerism 

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon
Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?
Jambonerism by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

Jabroner 

1. The chief overseer or ringleader who represents a posse of Jabroni (See “Jabroni”)

2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.

3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.

4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.

5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.
Jeff : “Dude, whats going on with all that commotion over there?”

Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”

Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”
Jabroner by Jabrowni August 5, 2011
Pronunciation: "Juh-bone"

Italian slang for "asshole".
"Yo Tommy, take this frickin' jabone out back and shoot 'em."
Jabone by Martin Perucci October 29, 2006

Jamboner 

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.
"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"
Jamboner by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013
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