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a unit of penis memeasurement it is tipicly 16 cm when not har but can be bigger
my penis is 1/2 jönsson long
jönsson by fredovish September 15, 2017
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Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma 

sexy, gimme your leg Amadeus Jonsson aka ramma is so sexy mmm sexy madafaka
not Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: wow Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma you are so sexy man I got a bowner now

Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: I know I am so sexy

Ogge B: ❤️

Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: ❤️❤️❤️❤️

arvid jonsson 

Very sexy guy, maybe of his money. His grades are good. His dick game is also good like his grades. Sometime at the "fylla" he can be very romantic.
Omg, he is such an Arvid Jonsson !!
arvid jonsson by CarlArvidGustav December 13, 2016

linnea jonsson 

IT is a beutifull namn of a girl in sweden in Bodens kommun and "Linnea is a floer to"
Linnea Jonsson is super cut
linnea jonsson by Linnea02-20 December 13, 2016

Bo Jonsson Grip 

A very rich man in sweden during 1400 century but nowadays a boy in Torsviks skola that only wears old man clothes and is very sensitive. He might have some kind of disease. LOVES second hand.
- Are those shoes on Bo Jonsson Grip second hand?
- Ye, i think so man
Bo Jonsson Grip by Not named Texas February 21, 2019

William jonsson

A kind boy, William is a sweet loving boy he’s a bit heart broken but still he’s a good man. If you ever meet a William Jonsson don’t ever let him go, when William is in a relationship he will do anything to make his girl happy, don’t break his heart.
-Hey i met a William Jonsson yesterday

-wow i heard those types of William are pretty loving you should stick to him
William jonsson by Santa_clause69420 November 22, 2020

William jonsson

William Jonsson is Your soul mate, somebody who you love more than anything in the world
I think i found my William jonsson
Damn girl
William jonsson by Santa_clause69420 November 22, 2020
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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