italioa 

Another name for someone named Italia. They are an amazing friend. Often very funny , they make good friends with people named Keerthana and Sofia. And make a trio to go against the world. There was only one definition for Italia and it was the city state whatever it is, but one of best friends are named Italia and they are the best people you can ever ask for. They are funny, kind, and sweet. Also epic at making nicknames. (Ex. Keerthana the leprechaun). You should really get yourself an Italia.

Sofia: hey did you meet Italia?
Keerthana: who is Italia?
Sofia: she is the best friend you can ever ask for!
Keerthana: wow I should really get myself a ITALIOA!
Sofia: that’s a great nickname for an ITALiA!

italioa by s0ph<3 November 2, 2021

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

Italian Heatwave by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

Italian Bunk Bed by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

Grammar Italian Fascist 

Like a Grammar Nazi, except incompetent.

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.

Grammar Italian Fascist by dTraj October 20, 2010