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A great person all-round, you’ll be amazed by her simple existence from day one. May present some narcissistic traits. Smart, funny, beautiful inside and outside. An engineering marvel and a great engineer herself. Made for being with a Cancer, no doubt about it. The worst Muggle you’ll ever know. Hates people but enjoys socializing (“Right Raul?” talking to herself*). She'll do a "berrinche" without an apparent reason and won’t stop until she gets what she wants (she might need some punishment for it). Do NOT mess with her food or suffer the consequences. To be respected and appreciated. Seems to enjoy being on top, of things.
- Hey, I think I am into Itahí
- Too bad, she’s mine
Itahí by Pepe O. November 26, 2021
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Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.
My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day
"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Itachi Uchiha 

Itachi Uchiha is the older brother of Sasuke Uchiha, child prodigy from the Uchiha Clan. During the times of Itachi’s childhood he was hailed as the child prodigy of the Uchiha Clan (before Sasuke was born.) He was also the son of Fukago and Mikoto Uchiha, Fukago Uchiha was the leader of the Leaf Police force, and Mikoto Uchiha a Jonin (high rank ninja.) Soon at the age of 10 Itachi surpassed his parents and possibly everyone and became a Jonin. He joined ANBU at 13

(Special assassination and Tactical Force.) After this he went in part to join the Akatsuki (a force

which has people who are “abnormal”) But soon the amount of people form this clan decreased due to his assassination of his own clan.
You’re Itachi Uchiha from the Uchiha Clan, huh?
Aren’t you one of the last members of the Uchiha Coan

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.
Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.