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istf by gh0st_bxnny25 July 2, 2021
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ISTFI
Ignorant schmuck: "Who is that with Jocko in his big masculine truck...what are they doing?
Totally acceptant person: "You ignorant homoidiot- that's Rocko and Jocko making out (in Jocko's big truck.)"
Ignorant schmuck: "ISTFI! Hell, I didn't know they were gay."
Totally cool person: "See, not all gay people are obviously gay...whatever that means."
Totally acceptant person: "You ignorant homoidiot- that's Rocko and Jocko making out (in Jocko's big truck.)"
Ignorant schmuck: "ISTFI! Hell, I didn't know they were gay."
Totally cool person: "See, not all gay people are obviously gay...whatever that means."
ISTFI by Neddy_Ludd April 14, 2006
IstfgIwkms
IstfgIwkms - I swear to fucking god I wanna kill my self, another way to say I wanna kill my self without saying kms (Kill myseld)
"IstfgIwkms PLEASEE my head hurts so much" - Person 1
"what does that mean?, IstfgIwkms, what does it mean?" - person 2
"it means "I swear to fucking god I want to kill my self" - person 1
"oh ok!" - person 2
"what does that mean?, IstfgIwkms, what does it mean?" - person 2
"it means "I swear to fucking god I want to kill my self" - person 1
"oh ok!" - person 2
IstfgIwkms by MIASMAMAAA September 12, 2023
istfcoe
“Did you refill the ink on the printer?”
“No, I thought you were doing it.”
“istfcoe John, I literally asked you yesterday morning to do it.”
“No, I thought you were doing it.”
“istfcoe John, I literally asked you yesterday morning to do it.”
istfcoe by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 31, 2025
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