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I swear to fucking god. More violent then just I Swear To God
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Reply: ISTFG if you don't stfu.
ISTFG by a.Ayala December 25, 2010
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ISTFG istf ISTFC istfcoe IstfgIwkms ISTFI
ISTFI anagram for "It sure the fuck is."
Ignorant schmuck: "Who is that with Jocko in his big masculine truck...what are they doing?
Totally acceptant person: "You ignorant homoidiot- that's Rocko and Jocko making out (in Jocko's big truck.)"
Ignorant schmuck: "ISTFI! Hell, I didn't know they were gay."
Totally cool person: "See, not all gay people are obviously gay...whatever that means."
ISTFI by Neddy_Ludd April 14, 2006

IstfgIwkms

IstfgIwkms - I swear to fucking god I wanna kill my self, another way to say I wanna kill my self without saying kms (Kill myseld)
"IstfgIwkms PLEASEE my head hurts so much" - Person 1
"what does that mean?, IstfgIwkms, what does it mean?" - person 2
"it means "I swear to fucking god I want to kill my self" - person 1
"oh ok!" - person 2
IstfgIwkms by MIASMAMAAA September 12, 2023
Acronym for "I swear to fucking Christ".

An irreverent expression of distrust rooting from prior deep-seeded emotions of hurt and betrayal. Usually given as an opener for a cause and effect scenario. Similar to ISTG, but more severe.
ISTFC... If I need to see my shrink again after this, I'm quitting it for good.
ISTFC by P3NT4 November 21, 2024
“Did you refill the ink on the printer?”

“No, I thought you were doing it.”

“istfcoe John, I literally asked you yesterday morning to do it.”