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Reply: ISTFG if you don't stfu.
ISTFG by a.Ayala December 25, 2010
Words you can keep
i swear to fucking god
Istfg that girl is annoying
istfg by chickennuggets59 February 20, 2018
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ISTFG IstfgIwkms istg ISFGI Istagib istf ISTFC istfcoe ISTFI istgcharr
i swear to fuck
i personally use this a lot bc i don’t believe in god it’s a substitute for istg
bro istf if my downstairs neighbors don’t stfu in t minus 2 seconds imma kms
istf by gh0st_bxnny25 July 2, 2021
I Swear to God. Promising
She asked him out, istg!!!
istg by Dank Frank January 3, 2008
I swear to God~ it is a way of express you're being honest about something or expressing extreme annoyance at someone.
Friend~Your such a liar you dad didn't buy you a Lamborghini.
Me~He did, istg!

Friend~Ha Ha my parents are richer than you
Me~istg you so annoying ;-;
istg by XxZoexX July 27, 2020
Istg is short for I swear to god
Istg, Hoseok is a ray of sunshine
Istg by Weird.flex.but.okay. February 18, 2019
I swear to god.
Jim : I ate your leftovers in the fridge 😛
Chloe: Istg if you did ill kill you!
istg by barbz 😍😛😋 February 1, 2021
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