ISTFI

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ISTFI anagram for "It sure the fuck is."

Ignorant schmuck: "Who is that with Jocko in his big masculine truck...what are they doing?
Totally acceptant person: "You ignorant homoidiot- that's Rocko and Jocko making out (in Jocko's big truck.)"
Ignorant schmuck: "ISTFI! Hell, I didn't know they were gay."
Totally cool person: "See, not all gay people are obviously gay...whatever that means."

ISTFI by Neddy_Ludd April 14, 2006

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istf

i swear to fuck
i personally use this a lot bc i don’t believe in god it’s a substitute for istg

bro istf if my downstairs neighbors don’t stfu in t minus 2 seconds imma kms

istf by gh0st_bxnny25 July 2, 2021

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ISTFI • istist • Isti • Istiak • isfis • ISTFG • Isthifan • isthir • isthishapp1ness • Istism

ISTFG

I swear to fucking god. More violent then just I Swear To God

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Reply: ISTFG if you don't stfu.

ISTFG by a.Ayala December 25, 2010

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istiqamah

Istiqamah is an average height bispectacled girl who is passionate in certain things that is of her interest. She is often loud and is not shy to speak out. She may also be awkward at times but it also depends if the crowd is someone as crazy as her. She is also an honest girlfriend who would come up to you straightforward if you are not giving her enough attention. She is often lonely and needs the love of a true man.

Can you be my istiqamah?

istiqamah by SuriramRamsuriram April 23, 2018

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itfibsmyefyitptfilafilwm

"In the future...if by some miracle you ever find yourself in the position to fall in love again...fall in love with me." - It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover

ATLAS CORRIGAN.

Atlas: itfibsmyefyitptfilafilwm

Us: screaming crying throwing up

itfibsmyefyitptfilafilwm by jakeconnellystanaccount November 20, 2021

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istfg

i swear to fucking god

Istfg that girl is annoying

istfg by chickennuggets59 February 20, 2018

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Genital Istitudes

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.

"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."

Genital Istitudes by Jimmy, Cody, Grant, Reef, Brookless and Dixon Cider January 28, 2007

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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