ISTFI 

ISTFI anagram for "It sure the fuck is."

Ignorant schmuck: "Who is that with Jocko in his big masculine truck...what are they doing?
Totally acceptant person: "You ignorant homoidiot- that's Rocko and Jocko making out (in Jocko's big truck.)"
Ignorant schmuck: "ISTFI! Hell, I didn't know they were gay."
Totally cool person: "See, not all gay people are obviously gay...whatever that means."

ISTFI by Neddy_Ludd April 14, 2006

istf

i swear to fuck
i personally use this a lot bc i don’t believe in god it’s a substitute for istg

bro istf if my downstairs neighbors don’t stfu in t minus 2 seconds imma kms

istf by gh0st_bxnny25 July 2, 2021

ISTFG 

I swear to fucking god. More violent then just I Swear To God

Facebook notification! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Reply: ISTFG if you don't stfu.

ISTFG by a.Ayala December 25, 2010

istiqamah 

Istiqamah is an average height bispectacled girl who is passionate in certain things that is of her interest. She is often loud and is not shy to speak out. She may also be awkward at times but it also depends if the crowd is someone as crazy as her. She is also an honest girlfriend who would come up to you straightforward if you are not giving her enough attention. She is often lonely and needs the love of a true man.

Can you be my istiqamah?

istiqamah by SuriramRamsuriram April 23, 2018

itfibsmyefyitptfilafilwm 

"In the future...if by some miracle you ever find yourself in the position to fall in love again...fall in love with me." - It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover

ATLAS CORRIGAN.

Atlas: itfibsmyefyitptfilafilwm

Us: screaming crying throwing up

itfibsmyefyitptfilafilwm by jakeconnellystanaccount November 20, 2021

istfg 

i swear to fucking god

Istfg that girl is annoying

istfg by chickennuggets59 February 20, 2018

Genital Istitudes 

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.

"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."

Genital Istitudes by Jimmy, Cody, Grant, Reef, Brookless and Dixon Cider January 28, 2007