ISTFC

Acronym for "I swear to fucking Christ".

An irreverent expression of distrust rooting from prior deep-seeded emotions of hurt and betrayal. Usually given as an opener for a cause and effect scenario. Similar to ISTG, but more severe.

ISTFC... If I need to see my shrink again after this, I'm quitting it for good.

by P3NT4 November 21, 2024

istf

i swear to fuck
i personally use this a lot bc i don’t believe in god it’s a substitute for istg

bro istf if my downstairs neighbors don’t stfu in t minus 2 seconds imma kms

by gh0st_bxnny25 July 2, 2021

ISTFG

I swear to fucking god. More violent then just I Swear To God

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by a.Ayala December 25, 2010

istfg

i swear to fucking god

Istfg that girl is annoying

by chickennuggets59 February 20, 2018

iStocko

Typically a group of girls organized by a male friend to a party or a hangout to mingle with gents.

Bafethu, who's organizing istocko for Parklands FC.

by Ta_Magenge October 15, 2020

cece-istic

to have an overabundance of cheerful laughter

that girl laughed soooo hard just because we looked at her, man was she cece-istic ;)

by WtF.lol March 13, 2009

iStuck

When two people decide to use the same iPod or other mp3 device and become connected by the ears.

Diangelo: Where's Milke?

Joe: I dont know, look for his girlfriend, they've been iStuck all day.

by D Travis May 21, 2008